If you are unfortunate enough to die in another country, you'd be advised to do it in the Netherlands. At Amsterdam's Schiphol airport your coffin will not end up stored in a freight depot and your body will be returned to your homeland in tip-top condition.
Many migrants want to be buried or cremated in their homeland. In most countries their mortal remains would end up in freight storage awaiting a flight back home. However, here in the Netherlands they are entrusted to the tender ministrations of Theo de Haardt, care manager of Schiphol Mortuary.
Snacks and sashes
In a grey concrete building near a runway, amidst the noise of jet engines and the stench of aviation fuel, De Haardt attempts to create an intimate and respectful atmosphere. "This is the only airport in the world with a mortuary. Tea or coffee?"
Family and friends are welcome to pay their last respects in the mortuary. Every day De Haardt sees groups of mourners from all kinds of backgrounds.
"It's different every time. People from Indonesia often bring snacks and drinks. People from Suriname like a party with lots of singing. Nigerian families are immaculately dressed with sashes. Turkish people are extremely friendly and polite. Sometimes we have as many as a hundred people here but there's never any problem."
Lock of hair
De Haardt prepares the bodies of around 1,450 tourists and migrants a year for their final journey home. The autopsy room contains a big stainless steel table where he examines the bodies. What condition is the deceased in, does the body need treatment? Ritual cleansing is often carried out by a rabbi, imam, or, in the case of Surinamers, immediate family members. Finally the body is embalmed so it arrives at the funeral destination in good condition.
Sometimes the family wants to dress the deceased, or they want a lock of hair - or stories and poems written on the inside of the casket. "We can arrange that. 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Everything is possible."
The body beautiful
Two of De Haardt's colleagues carry a coffin from the freezer room towards the runway. "This one was a Muslim. Many Muslims don't want to be buried in the Netherlands because we don't grant burial rights in perpetuity."
The funeral industry in the Netherlands is the world leader, along with the United States, according to the mortuary manager. "We have the most modern equipment for making the body as beautiful as possible."
In many countries, Egypt and Portugal for example, bodies sometimes spend long periods in storage at the airport. Not in refrigerated units, in the hot sun. "Sometimes they're in a state of decomposition."
"The Japanese really make works of art of the bodies and the coffins. Indonesians have a lot of beautiful flowers. Americans try to out-do everyone but they use too much make-up. I sometimes think: what a lot of lipstick for a man!"
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Hiram 1-"Nothing was said about "Gays"." Maybe not, but it was implied.
boredofhiramsrantings, if what Mirah2 stated was true, then your implication is a bit off. Read this person's perception: "It may come as a surprise to you, Anonymous, and maybe Mr Hiram too - that most gay men (whether or not in Amsterdam) don't wear any make up at all. As most gay men are not attracted to men who wear make up, it would be counterproductive, would it not?" You implied and then ranted because you believe "gay" men wear lipstick.
This is such a nice, respectful thing to do. In this day and age of disrespect, I'll take any I can get, even in death!
"...Americans try to out-do everyone but they use too much make-up. I sometimes think: what a lot of lipstick for a man!".....De Haardt,do you ever leave the Schiphol Mortuary and stroll down the streets of Amsterdam? Have you noticed more than half of the men on the streets of Amsterdam have more lipstick on them than women?
This Hiram guy either has never been to Amsterdam and relies on rumours about it, or did live there and was so immersed in the gay culture there that he never went outside.
Anonymous, De Haardt stated "Americans try to out-do everyone but they use too much make-up. I sometimes think: what a lot of lipstick for a man!"... Nothing was said about "Gays". Now, if he thought that was a lot of lipstick for men, then he never left his business. Why? Because if he would open his eyes and take a stroll down the streets of Amsterdam, he would find more then half of the men wearing lipstick. Oh, """Mirah2""", their lips weren't caused by the cold. It was caused by too much lipstick. Now, back to the article where De Haardt talked about lipstick on a man!
You probably should get out more.
True, Hiram1.. it was actually Anonymous who raised the gay aspect. Still, you are wrong with the "more than half of men" in Amsterdam... and at grave risk of insulting many of those '100%-hetero' guys who live there (including quite a few homophobes, be they ethnic Dutch or no).
Mirah 2, you are right. It is more like 49.9%. I will admit my mistake on my more than half comment. Have a good day.
I think all the guys in Amsterdam whom Hiram believes wear lipstick have most probably been kissing their wives/girlfriends or just have red lips from the icy winds encountered while biking through the city in winter.
It may come as a surprise to you, Anonymous, and maybe Mr Hiram too - that most gay men (whether or not in Amsterdam) don't wear any make up at all. As most gay men are not attracted to men who wear make up, it would be counterproductive, would it not? You will actually find that a lot of gay men like 'their men' to look more masculine than many a heterosexual woman would like.
Now... back to the 'actual' subject of this article...
"Many Muslims don't want to be buried in the Netherlands because we don't grant burial rights in perpetuity."
How sad, or bad?
The Netherlands is OK/good/excellent to live in,
but when they die they go home. Would any of those be ones who lived off the state? But they managed to save enough for Meneer De Haardt to minister to their needs, and the return flight.
One should respect the habits and customs and burial rights of other cultures, and Mr.de Haardt is doing so.
"Many Muslims don't want to be buried in the Netherlands because we don't grant burial rights in perpetuity."
How sad, or bad?
The Netherlands is OK/good/excellent to live in,
but when they die they go home. Would any of those be ones who lived off the state? But they managed to save enough for Meneer De Haardt to minister to their needs, and the return flight.
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